Thief Simulator

21. 02. 2021
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Thief Simulator allows you to do exactly as you might expect from the title of the game. If someone can't figure that out NO ONE HELP THEM IN THE COMMENTS.
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  • This Jason Statham Hitman 47 cross breed looking ass

    YhYhYhYhPřed 12 minutami
  • Hopefully this will one day lead to more Stan the Water Man GTA RP!!

    Zack MoesuckraZack MoesuckraPřed 47 minutami
  • Since you seem to be really into simulators recently I think you'd have a lot of fun with Drug Dealer Simulator and My Summer Car! If you agree please like this so maybe it gets seen :)

    Michael ThulinMichael ThulinPřed 53 minutami
  • Before rewatching this video i got an ad for thief simulator mobile, what a coinkydinc

    mr booblemr booblePřed hodinou
  • I saw a ad for this game on this video...there always watching

    Me McdMe McdPřed hodinou
  • no joke i got an ad from Thief simulator mobile on this video bruh

    Despacitoman42Despacitoman42Před 2 hodinami
  • Please play Fragile?

    dita daydita dayPřed 3 hodinami
  • Every single resident in that neighborhood is flooding their Facebook Neighborhood Gossip Group with posts about a suspicious sedan barreling through the park bushes and leaving their car parked in the middle of the road.

    PilarousPilarousPřed 3 hodinami
  • The helpless burma distally spell because feather characteristically cheer about a wooden spring. quizzical, flaky period

    SFSN FSAFGSFSN FSAFGPřed 4 hodinami
  • Question: Is it a bad thing if closed captions/subtitles are showing when their not on?

    PCPPCPPřed 5 hodinami
  • Who else thinks mark would make an amazing father!

    Rc/Lego HDRc/Lego HDPřed 5 hodinami
  • Man, I love Lixian. He's the best

    Samurai SatyaSamurai SatyaPřed 7 hodinami
  • Part 2?????

    AvinoamAvinoamPřed 8 hodinami
  • Thiefiplier

    NyannerzNanaNyannerzNanaPřed 8 hodinami
  • More Of This!!!!

    CasualCasualPřed 9 hodinami
  • This was a fun one. I hope to see more when you get a chance to play it again, Mark.😀

    Gaming with AlchemyGaming with AlchemyPřed 9 hodinami
  • Would love to see more of this game. Also it was good to see stan the water man again.

    Chris YounesChris YounesPřed 11 hodinami
  • Thief simulator mobile version add Anyone else here who has had that add?

    Greediness KingGreediness KingPřed 12 hodinami
  • Ok, this reminds me of when I’m hungry at night.

    Sxne YTSxne YTPřed 12 hodinami
  • Theif simulator really turns mark into Yancy 😂

    Randomised0000Randomised0000Před 15 hodinami
  • I love that we get a “Stan the Water Man” reference! Brings a tear to my eye!🥺🤣

    Kyle BoltonKyle BoltonPřed 16 hodinami
  • Thanks for making me and 28.5 million people happy. Your videos are great, have a nice day!

    The TheThe ThePřed 16 hodinami
  • Who else got an ad for the mobile version of the game?

    It’s JessIt’s JessPřed 17 hodinami
  • I love how he straight up almost runs over a pedestrian by driving on the sidewalk 😂

    Joshua GlinesJoshua GlinesPřed 17 hodinami
  • When he said "the buttcrack of dawn" it reminded me when I was at work on break. My young gay coworer said "jeez I do NOT want to wake up at the buttcrack of dawn.." Then he glanced over at an elderly man named dawn. And then he was like "No offense Dawn!". Dawn stared for a moment and then lost it laughing so much. Good times. =]

    pineapple partypineapple partyPřed 17 hodinami
  • there's a vr version

    Anthony GuzmanAnthony GuzmanPřed 19 hodinami
  • "Ay, wha-, I wasn't doin' nothing. What are you doing? Who are you? Get outta this place. I don't trust you. You're weird. This is our neighborhood. I'm watc- I'm neighborhood watch. Watch out. I'm watching yoooou." Markimoo sounds so guilty LOL (30:55)

    YouTube CommenterYouTube CommenterPřed 19 hodinami
  • This dude is epic

    Skeleton VevoSkeleton VevoPřed 19 hodinami
  • Do not play games all day

    Kris GgKris GgPřed 21 hodinou

    Chriser51Chriser51Před 21 hodinou
  • crime is bad but do more of this game please

    Scott PetermanScott PetermanPřed 21 hodinou
  • You broke my toilet.

    Michael PowellMichael PowellPřed 22 hodinami
  • Yo weird thought, ever since Mark stated unas annus he's been acting weird and more dark even on his own channel. I'm getting death vibes from him. Just a thought Also he seems depressed

    SsyndicateSsyndicatePřed 22 hodinami
  • metal gear scream was the best part KEKW!!

    smile mcgeesmile mcgeePřed 22 hodinami
  • who is stan? i dont get it

    The Great MardleedumThe Great MardleedumPřed 22 hodinami
  • Back to graystillplays theif sim playthrough

    teletubby Sunteletubby SunPřed 23 hodinami
  • Shhhh I'm stiling things ... I'm vare therst T

    train wrecktrain wreckPřed 23 hodinami
  • Is it just me or do mark and stan sound a lot alike?

    The ReaperThe ReaperPřed 23 hodinami
  • The game over screens from Metal Gear Solid. Even the audio.

    MischeevousMischeevousPřed dnem
  • Can’t wait for the George Floyd simulator

    Broc SalingBroc SalingPřed dnem
  • 36:01 One would almost call it a... Heist with Markiplier

    BreadBreadPřed dnem
  • Man we need Job Simulator again.

    RisinabyssRisinabyssPřed dnem
  • Mark you know you don’t have to close your door slow when you’re outside of the house

    Liam HowardLiam HowardPřed dnem
  • Crime isn't bad in general, it always depends on what you're stealing, why are you stealing it and who are you stealing it from. For example we all know for robin hood.

    Tin KarešinTin KarešinPřed dnem
  • Please make a sequel this is funny

    Matthew PerraultMatthew PerraultPřed dnem
  • You know what’s so funny is that I got a thief simulator ad on this video

    Xxima GhostxXXxima GhostxXPřed dnem
  • why does it zoom on literally everything?

    PigooPigooPřed dnem
  • LockPickingLawyer should react to this lol

    Vincent VobyssVincent VobyssPřed dnem
  • oxygen not included

    Tim HerczogTim HerczogPřed dnem
  • Mark: Stan???

    ZeroDayZeroDayPřed dnem
  • 3:31 I love how he starts to sound like the markiplier from a heist with markiplier raly with the prisoners route

    Tasha hadaTasha hadaPřed dnem
  • I love that stan th3 waterman refrence lol

    Rami PuffsRami PuffsPřed dnem
  • What? Markiplier evolved into Keanu Reeves! Markiplier wants to learn *Hair,* but Markiplier already knows four moves. Forget a move to learn *Hair?* Markiplier forgot *foot.*

    The Wandering GamerThe Wandering GamerPřed dnem
  • I totally recommend you to see the FNAF Security Breach PS5 Trailer!!! ITS AMAZING!!.

    CDCDPřed dnem
  • I just love how they're making the thief do absolutely dick work like breaking dishes and toilets in poor neighborhoods

    Elijah DurdenElijah DurdenPřed dnem
  • Thief Simulator Mobile is coming soon :)

    Thief Simulator MobileThief Simulator MobilePřed dnem
  • Where is da rest of forest???

    Joe MommaJoe MommaPřed dnem
  • 2:51 “Mark? Mark? MAAAAAAAARK!!”

    Jason NightshadeJason NightshadePřed dnem
  • Fun fact: Vinny is named after Vinesauce's Vinny, says so in the credits That is funny everytime mark says about UI the hard mode pops back up Also some how Mark failed in the tutorial

    M644theawesomeM644theawesomePřed dnem
  • Me: mum, can we get A Heist with Markiplier? Mum: We already have that at home **A Heist with Markiplier at home**

    Awkward PotatoAwkward PotatoPřed dnem
  • epic

    Super Sam The incredibleSuper Sam The incrediblePřed dnem
  • Please make more the forest videos I want to know the ending but I don’t want to look it up because I’m hoping you’ll show the ending

    John SummersJohn SummersPřed dnem
  • FBI: *interesting...*

    Ycahid MirlYcahid MirlPřed dnem
  • Lixian is a mastermind

    Luke WhiteLuke WhitePřed dnem
  • Mark: Do I have a map? Me: No Mark your on hard mode.

    pumpkinpumpkinPřed dnem
  • Oh no not a Heist With markiplier

    Aiden HefnerAiden HefnerPřed dnem
  • It would be an honor if Mark came to my house and stole my stuff

    LiquidNitrogenLiquidNitrogenPřed dnem
  • I want a part two to this simulator please if you can

    #Gachaedits :/#Gachaedits :/Před dnem
  • This game is so fun I just started playing it today I played it before now I'm playing it on the Nintendo switch I'm going to get into it more :)

    Dusty JonesDusty JonesPřed dnem
  • So, isn't this just a heist with Markiplier?

    Jack BrightJack BrightPřed dnem
  • crime is the best way to distribute property and riches

    Spencer SmithSpencer SmithPřed dnem
  • You new here?

    MilkyMilkyPřed dnem
  • his name should have been theifiplier

    hmm idkhmm idkPřed dnem
  • where is amnesia

    Flaccid_RamenFlaccid_RamenPřed dnem
  • precision bass

    TurboBOVTurboBOVPřed dnem
  • 8:29 Markiplier sells pot

    Emily Johnston • 11 years agoEmily Johnston • 11 years agoPřed dnem

    AJ ScottAJ ScottPřed dnem
  • Why do you call in Separate C H U N K S ?

    Delaney CooperDelaney CooperPřed dnem
  • You look like John wick before he was John wick no offense or anything just spitting facts

    Destroy InatorDestroy InatorPřed 2 dny
    • No offense mark

      Destroy InatorDestroy InatorPřed 2 dny
  • 39:51 1.) That response time. 2.) LITERALLY HOW DID YOU GET AWAY

    Benjamin DeckerBenjamin DeckerPřed 2 dny
  • CRIME!

    joseph thomasjoseph thomasPřed 2 dny
  • I have beer in a drawer. College babeyyyy

    TrixIsAnOwlbeastTrixIsAnOwlbeastPřed 2 dny
  • 25:59 mark plz make the MARKISPIDER in more of your videos like a routine to make us pay attenchen to your videos plus it's funny and awesome . (like he will ever read this )

    Aiden CangemiAiden CangemiPřed 2 dny
  • Oooooooooo I’m late hehehegeh

    Its__GamingWithGabby101Its__GamingWithGabby101Před 2 dny
  • "mowing day"

    gong Donggong DongPřed 2 dny
  • CEO of skipping tutorials

    MinneSodaMinneSodaPřed 2 dny
  • Mark: Oh they fixed this window well that's not gonna last long *Breaks a different window*

    Gacha FanGacha FanPřed 2 dny
  • 5:58 S-Stan? *STAN THE WATER MAN!?!?*

  • why it called thief simulatro?

    Boris de WildtBoris de WildtPřed 2 dny
  • How many simulator games are you gonna play? Mark: Yes

    NNPřed 2 dny
  • Mark: It’s me I’m the free one because AMERICA Mark two seconds later: You are not free to blast your leafblower around-

    Eijiro KirishimaEijiro KirishimaPřed 2 dny
  • terterial

    Jessica TonelliJessica TonelliPřed 2 dny
  • Me:has volume all the way up Markiplier:SHHHHHH Me at 3 am :MY EARS

    Jasmine ShetaJasmine ShetaPřed 2 dny
  • 19:45 hiding the beer from his wife of course!!!

    Daryl EBODaryl EBOPřed 2 dny
  • Markiplier should make trailers with his voice, XD

    LiquidatorLiquidatorPřed 2 dny
  • "Get me open, baby." -Markiplier 2021

    CyborgcoledogCyborgcoledogPřed 2 dny
  • i realized that mark was just researching for chika petting simulator playing all these simulators

    Erdenesaikhan .BErdenesaikhan .BPřed 2 dny
  • Gues you could say “smartiplier” ahahahahahaha

    ÅlphäåÅlphäåPřed 2 dny
  • id love some multiplayer payday 2 stealth could be fun with sean bob and wade

    mchammer1337mchammer1337Před 2 dny
  • Really would love to see Stan the Water Man in NoPixel 3.0

    EchosAxeEchosAxePřed 2 dny